You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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