My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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