3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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