My nipple is on Facebook.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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