Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
The power of my boobs compel you
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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