the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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