I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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