I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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