You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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