Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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