we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
