I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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