I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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