Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
So here I am, sexting at work.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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