The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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