He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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