Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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