I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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