Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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