i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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