Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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