I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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