i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Quick, to the slutcave!
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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