we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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