just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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