those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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