My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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