we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
