I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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