HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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