I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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