...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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