just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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