Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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