The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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