Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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