You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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