just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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