Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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