Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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