Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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