I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Randomize
