he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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