i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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