Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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