you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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