Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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