Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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