i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
The ass gains better be worth it
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