Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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